Welcome to my Big, Thick, Black Glasses webpage!
This page is dedicated to everyone that wears big, thick, black glasses!
Why, you ask? Hah! Because who doesn't like Big Thick Black Glasses?!?
Ladies: Stop fooling with your hair and what you're going to wear every day. All your problems can be solved with a simple pair of Big Thick Black Glasses. You could be so much more attractive! Wearing them will improve your personality AND guys will FLOCK to you! |
| Men: Why do all that studying when it doesn't really help? Girls like intelligent guys. You could be INSTANTLY intelligent with a simple pair of Big Thick Black Glasses! Your teachers will give you instant A's! Once they see the jaw-dropping thickness and deep black intensity of your new glasses, they will assume all mistakes you've made were a one-time occurance (even if you make them on multiple occasions). |
Just IMAGINE what the world would be like!
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| Me with Big,
Thick, Black glasses. Oh how I Long for the day... |
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is my friend Betsy looking VERY smart with Thick Black Glasses on. |
I'm
sorry, guys. She's taken. Please don't dispair. ANYONE can get Thick
Black Glasses! |
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LOOK at how her personality is positively increased 10-fold! |
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I know... I'm sorry. This page shouldn't be up. These people are all so attractive with Thick Black Glasses... I just wanted you to see how great the world would actually be.
GO BACK TO MY WEBPAGE OR BACK TO THE PHOTOS PAGE