Okay, let me explain this page to you. This page is about me. I made my first crappy webpage in 1997 and have been making crappy webpages ever since. Although this webpage is infinately less crappy than my first, it is probably still crappy. One thing I can tell you that is different about this webpage is that I finally decided to make one for that I am happy with. So it doesn't matter how crappy it is, because I'm happy with it.